Spike Slayer!Spike Suit up, Harm.Buffy Stay here. We're gonna need you.Spike Buffy. I swear I was just thinking of you. I wanted to tell you the great news. My head's all clear now. No more bug-zapper in my noggin.Buffy That means I get to kill you.Spike You get to try.Harmony Oops.
Spike„At long last. “
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Slayage Buffy, Riley, Spike.
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French Revolution Willow Buffy.
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Magic Shop construction.
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Spike's Crypt Harmony seeks shelter.
Spike„Oh! I saw that. Looks like neither boy's entirely welcome. You should take him home, Slayer. Make him stay there. I've got knitting needles he can borrow. “
Buffy„Spike ... I just saw you taste your own nose blood, you know what? I'm too grossed out to hear anything you have to say. Go home. “
Spike„It's blood! It's what I do! “
Spike„I will know your blood, Slayer. I will make your neck my chalice ... and drink deep. Ow! “
Willow You can't possibly be arguing that Marat didn't betray the French Revolutionaries. This was the guy who declared the rights of man, and then the next thing you know he's ... killing Girondin like it's going out of style.Buffy Will, you're totally missing my point. Now, I agree that Marat wasn't a real martyr, but the death in the tub ... the neck wound, all that blood, just a little more fang-y than knife-y. I mean, Charlotte Corday wasn't a real martyr either, but...Willow Buffy!Buffy What?Willow Listen to us! We-we're arguing! We're having a debate about a college lecture! I have dreamt of this day since ... forever! You are turning into quite the student. Should I be watching my occipital lobe?Buffy Your what?Willow Occipital. The lobe in the back of your brain. You know, like, "should I be watching my back?" But, you know, the ... back of your brain.Buffy Apparently not. Don't worry, Will, you still wear the smarty-pants in the family.
Giles It seems the plans worked perfectly.Xander Yes, blueprints, not a bad idea. That, and getting straight "measure twice, cut once." You know, for the longest time I had it backwards. Mess-y!
Anya„Who put the monkey head near the Styx water? Do we *want* to pick exploded monkey out of our hair? “
Buffy Trick or treat!Giles Hello, you two, come on in.Willow Thank you, kind proprietor.
Willow Oh, wow, this place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop. Ooh. Are these real newt eyes?Giles No, too ... rich for my blood, I'm afraid. No, these are salamander eyes, it's the ... cataracts which give them their newt-like appearance. They're really equally effective, though, it's ... just a matter of overcoming snobberies.Xander I'm telling you Giles. You gotta set up a blind taste test and prove once and for all that generic amphibian eyeballs are just as good.Willow I don't know. If you ask me, the newt name still means something.
Tara Hmm.Willow What do you see?Tara Willow hand.
Spike„Oh Pacey, you blind idiot. Can't you see she doesn't love you? “
Harmony I need a hideout so bad. You're my only hope. We're just gonna have to rise above ... our petty differences... Listen, Spike ... I'm desperate.Spike Desperate, are you?Harmony Come on, Spike. Pretty please? I'll do anything!Spike Anything, will you?Harmony Yeah! I said I'll do anything. Ohhhh. You mean will I have sex with you? Well, yeah.
Spike Taking up smoking, are you?Harmony I *am* a villain, Spike, hellooooo.Spike I guess you are at that. What with the slayer on your tail and all.
Spike„She's not the type to give up, either. She'll hunt you down, day and night, till you're too tired and too hungry to run any more. And then? Then... that is you. I guess you're gonna have to kill her. “
Riley Yeah.Buffy Mm, that was relaxing.Riley You, uh ... wanna relax some more?Buffy Again? Right away again?Riley Maybe you're too tired.Buffy Hey. I have the endurance of ten men.Riley Let's make it women, okay? Just for the imagery.Buffy Whatever. You know, it takes a lot to wear me out.Riley Oh, I love a challenge.Buffy Mm.
Willow„What about a crossword - some people say feed a cold - I say puzzle it! “
Riley Please take me where they can make me unconscious and naked.Graham Hey, you think I'd pull something on you?Riley You're still in. I'm out. I don't know what orders you're following.
Giles We do have an associate who knows those caves like the back of his ... melanin-deprived hand.Buffy I *so* don't want to deal with Spike right now. That guy is really starting to bug me in that special "I wanna shove something wooden through his heart" kinda way.Willow He does seem extra twitchy lately. Maybe the whole not killing is gettin' to him.Buffy Plus hanging out all day in that moldy crypt, you just *know* he's doing something nasty.
Spike Okay, is it bigger than a breadbox?Harmony No. Four left.Spike So it's smaller than a breadbox.Harmony No! Only three!Spike Harmony ... is it a sodding breadbox?Harmony Yes! Oh my god! Someone's blondie bear is a twenty-question genius!
Buffy I've got a proposition for you.Spike Funny, I've got a proposition for you, what about knocking? Seems only fair since we vamps can't enter your flat without an invite, you could at least - Say, look at those pretty pieces of paper.Buffy Riley's sick with some Initiative thing and he's missing. I think he might be in the caves. You find him, bring him to the fourth floor of the hospital, their doctors get to him in time... you get the cash.Spike Oh, dear, is the enormous hall monitor sick? Tell me, is he gonna die?Buffy He is not the only person that can die.Spike Hey. I'm just saying, if it's really that important to you, I think I'll get half now.
Tara This place kinda creeps me out.Willow You shoulda been here when it was a school.
Harmony I read in a magazine that some women think a man's real sex organ is his brain. Yecch! No contest. I mean, look at it. It's so ... pink and wriggly-looking. Can I touch it?Spike/overheiser No!
Harmony Wow, Spikey, how does it feel?Spike Like someone's cutting into my brain with a knife, you silly bint.
Spike„Harmony, if your incessant prattling bolloxes up this operation, I'm gonna personally yank out your pink and wriggly tongue. “
Buffy You are *not* going to die.Riley Bet you say that to all the boys.Buffy No. There is one peroxided pest whose number is up. When I get my hands on Spike, I'm gonna rip his head off, I'm gonna...Spike ...bathe in the slayer's blood. Gonna dive in it. Swim in it. I'm gonna do the bloody backstroke.
Harmony I see it, Spikey! I see the chip! It's nestled in there like ... a pretty little Easter egg with your brain all around it like that green plastic grassy stuff ... only this is more a beige, like-Overheiser Would you please put out that cigarette? It's really not allowed.Harmony Oh yeah? Says who? Oh god, sorry! Didn't see the sign!
Spike„Right then. Stitch me up, doc. Got places to go. And slayers to kill. “
Spike„Slayer! “
Spike Buffy. I swear I was just thinking of you. I wanted to tell you the great news. My head's all clear now. No more bug-zapper in my noggin.Buffy That means I get to kill you.Spike You get to try.
Spike Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I turn, she's there! That nasty little face, that ... bouncing shampoo-commercial hair, that whole sodding holier-than-thou attitude.Harmony Well, aren't we kinda unholy, by the-Spike She follows me, you know, tracks me down. I'm her pet project. Drive Spike round the bend. Makes every day a fresh bout of torture.
Spike Should have known it's you. Been nearly six hours.Buffy Well, it would've been less if I wasn't busy cleaning up your mess.Spike *My* mess? I just *borrowed* the doc. The mess is yours, Slayer. Yours and the boy's.Buffy I'm done.Buffy Spike, you're a killer. And I shoulda done this *years* ago.Spike You know what? Do it. Bloody just do it.Buffy What?Spike End ... my ... torment. Seeing you, every day, everywhere I go, every time I turn around. Take me ... out of a world ... that has you in it! Just kill me!Buffy Spike ... I want you.Spike Buffy, I love you. God, I love you so much.Spike Oh, god, no.Spike Please, no.
Spike Slayer!Spike Suit up, Harm.Buffy Stay here. We're gonna need you.Spike Buffy. I swear I was just thinking of you. I wanted to tell you the great news. My head's all clear now. No more bug-zapper in my noggin.Buffy That means I get to kill you.Spike You get to try.Harmony Oops.
Buffy„Spike ... I just saw you taste your own nose blood, you know what? I'm too grossed out to hear anything you have to say. Go home. “
Willow You can't possibly be arguing that Marat didn't betray the French Revolutionaries. This was the guy who declared the rights of man, and then the next thing you know he's ... killing Girondin like it's going out of style.Buffy Will, you're totally missing my point. Now, I agree that Marat wasn't a real martyr, but the death in the tub ... the neck wound, all that blood, just a little more fang-y than knife-y. I mean, Charlotte Corday wasn't a real martyr either, but...Willow Buffy!Buffy What?Willow Listen to us! We-we're arguing! We're having a debate about a college lecture! I have dreamt of this day since ... forever! You are turning into quite the student. Should I be watching my occipital lobe?Buffy Your what?Willow Occipital. The lobe in the back of your brain. You know, like, "should I be watching my back?" But, you know, the ... back of your brain.Buffy Apparently not. Don't worry, Will, you still wear the smarty-pants in the family.
Giles It seems the plans worked perfectly.Xander Yes, blueprints, not a bad idea. That, and getting straight "measure twice, cut once." You know, for the longest time I had it backwards. Mess-y!
Anya„Who put the monkey head near the Styx water? Do we *want* to pick exploded monkey out of our hair? “
Tara Hmm.Willow What do you see?Tara Willow hand.
Harmony I need a hideout so bad. You're my only hope. We're just gonna have to rise above ... our petty differences... Listen, Spike ... I'm desperate.Spike Desperate, are you?Harmony Come on, Spike. Pretty please? I'll do anything!Spike Anything, will you?Harmony Yeah! I said I'll do anything. Ohhhh. You mean will I have sex with you? Well, yeah.
Riley Yeah.Buffy Mm, that was relaxing.Riley You, uh ... wanna relax some more?Buffy Again? Right away again?Riley Maybe you're too tired.Buffy Hey. I have the endurance of ten men.Riley Let's make it women, okay? Just for the imagery.Buffy Whatever. You know, it takes a lot to wear me out.Riley Oh, I love a challenge.Buffy Mm.