Buffy„Anyone who's not having fun here, follow me.“
Buffy„I'm Buffy, The Vampire Slayer. And you are?“
Buffy„We've got a peach pie. Can't guarantee there's a peach in it.“
Buffy„You know, I just woke up and I looked in the mirror and thought, "Hey, what's with all the sin." I need to change. I'm dirty, I'm bad with the sex, and the envy, and the loud music us kids listen to nowadays. Oh, I just suck at undercover.“
Buffy„I don't think so.“
Buffy„This concludes our tour.“
Buffy„I don't want any trouble. I just wanna be alone, and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one. Instead, I keep getting trouble, which I am more than willing to share.“
Buffy„Okay- this works the abs... and the glutes. I'm gonna feel this for a week.“
Buffy„How did you find me here?“
Buffy„Stay with me.“
Buffy„Lily, this is something you're just gonna have to deal with.“
Buffy„Hey Ken, you wanna see my impression of Ghandi?“
Cordelia„Why do I have to be bait? I'm always bait. Why can't Willow be bait?“
Cordelia„There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.“
Cordelia„Do I look okay?“
Giles„Buffy is the most capable child I've ever known. She may be confused, unhappy, but I honestly believe she's in no danger.“
Giles„Joyce, you musn't blame yourself for her leaving.“
Giles„For God's sake, be careful. I appreciate your efforts to keep the vampire population down until Buffy returns. But, if anything should happen to you or should be killed, she'd take it somewhat amiss.“
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Ken„That was not permitted.“
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Larry„This is our year, I'm telling you, our best football season ever! I'm so in shape, I'm a rock. It's all about egg whites. If we can focus, keep discipline, and not have quite as many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna rule!“
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Lily„So, how come you came up with Anne?“
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Lily„Is it cause of you?“
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Lily„But, that's who you are and stuff, right? You help people and...“
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Nurse„What are you doing?“
Oz„Are you guys alright?“
Oz„That really never works.“
Oz„I think this is a good spot. Is everybody packed? Let's do it.“
Oz„I don't know. I think we're kinda getting a rhythm down.“
Willow„That's right big boy, come and get it.“
Willow„He got away. We still have some glitches in the system, like vampires getting away. But I think we're improving.“
Willow„I wonder what our first homework assignment's gonna be? Hey, you're excited over Cordelia, okay? We've all got issues.“
Willow„Well, we try not to get killed. That's part of our whole mission statement, don't get killed.“
Willow„He's getting away and oww.“
Willow„I'm trying to get to cute really, but I'm still sorta stuck on strange.“
Willow„How am I supposed to react to this rather alarming news?“
Xander„I can't wait to see Cordelia. I can't believe I can't wait to see Cordelia.“
Xander„I don't wanna come on too geeky, but... okay, I'm psyched. There's gonna be some heat if you know what I mean, so you guys might wanna duck and cover. And I'm starting to be geeky..“
Xander„You get your hopes all up and it's just a big fat raspberry and I feel bad.“
Xander„Go away, this is my hiding spot.“
Xander„Hey.“
Xander„First of all, what was with the acrobatics? How did that happen?“
Xander„Boy, I'm glad we showed up for depressing night.“
Xander„In a way, I feel like we took her punning for granted.“
Xander„Second problem I'm having, come and get it big boy?“
Buffy„Anyone who's not having fun here, follow me.“
Cordelia„Why do I have to be bait? I'm always bait. Why can't Willow be bait?“
Giles„Buffy is the most capable child I've ever known. She may be confused, unhappy, but I honestly believe she's in no danger.“
Oz„Are you guys alright?“
Willow„That's right big boy, come and get it.“
Xander„I can't wait to see Cordelia. I can't believe I can't wait to see Cordelia.“