Amy„Alright! You wanna fry a witch? I'll give you a witch. Goddess Hecate work thy will.“
Buffy„Mom, dead people are talking to you. Do the math.“
Buffy„No, it's just this halls about school and you're about home. Mix them, my world dissolves.“
Buffy„Did I get it? Did I get it?“
Buffy„They said that we can go home now.“
Buffy„I have to go on one of my pointless patrols and react to some vampires.“
Buffy„Uhh... that's great.“
Buffy„And while you're looking for the meaning of that symbol thingy, could you also find a loophole in that Slayers don't kill people rule.“
Buffy„Oh, it's completely personal.“
Buffy„Someone with a soul did this?“
Buffy„Yeah, it's all falling into place. Of course, that place is nowhere near this place?“
Buffy„My mom said some things to me about being The Slayer- that it's fruitless. No fruit for Buffy.“
Buffy„Mom, I hate that these people scared you so much. And I know that you're just trying to help, but you have to let me handle this, it's what I do.“
Buffy„Mom, what are you doing here?“
Buffy„She picked last night, of all nights, for a surprise bonding visit.“
Buffy„What is this?“
Buffy„Okay, should we try this again?“
Cordelia„I think I like the two little ones more than the one big one?“
Cordelia„God, you really were the little youthful offender, weren't you? You must just look back on that and cringe.“
Cordelia„Hey, get your grubby custodial hands off that. That hairspray cost $45 and it's imported.“
Cordelia„You be one busy little Slayer. Babysitting them.“
Cordelia„I came over here to tell Buffy to stop this craziness and found you all unconscious... again. How many times have you been knocked out anyway? I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.“
Cordelia„This? It doesn't look like a toad.“
Cordelia„Wake up.“
Giles„System interrupted? Who says you can interrupt you stupid useless fad? Yeah, I said fad, and I'll say it again.“
Giles„You get out. And take your marauders with you.“
Giles„Indeed, how strange.“
Giles„This is intolerable.“
Giles„Oh, sorry.“
Giles„They're confiscating my books.“
Giles„Hmm.“
Giles„We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel.“
Giles„Snyder has interfered before, but I won't take this from that twisted little (monkey man?).“
Giles„This is not over.“
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Joyce„Now we are gonna get some action.“
J
Joyce„Mr. Mayor, you're dead wrong. This is not a good town. How many of us have lost someone who just disappeared? Or got skinned or suffered neck rupture? And how many of us have been too afraid to speak out? I was supposed to lead us in a moment of silence, but silence is this town's disease. For too long, we've been plagued by unnatural evils. This isn't our town anymore. It belongs to the monsters and the witches and the Slayers. I say it's time for the grown ups to take Sunnydale back. I say we start by finding the people who did this and making them pay.“
J
Joyce„Good honey, kill him.“
J
Joyce„Good morning sleepy head.“
Oz„We're here to save you.“
Oz„I haven't seen you all day, where've you been?“
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Snyder„This is a glorious day for principals everywhere. No pathetic whining about students' rights. Just a long row of lockers and a man with a key.“
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Snyder„Fight it if you want. But just remember, lift a finger against me and you'll have to answer to M.O.O.“
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Sheila (Willow's mom)„Now all I can do is let you go with love.“
Willow„I'm not an age group. I'm me, Willow group.“
Willow„Right, absolutely. That's me. I'm a dabbler.“
Willow„[cough] Sorry. Flem. Too much dairy.“
Willow„Grounded? This is the first time ever I've done something you don't like and I'm grounded? I'm supposed to mess up, I'm a teenager, remember?“
Willow„Yes. Strange. Witches.“
Willow„You've seen what we can do. Another step and you will all feel my power.“
Willow„No mom, here this. I'm a rebel. I'm having a rebellion.“
Willow„At least your mom's making an effort. My mom's probably... standing right in front of me right this second. Mom?“
Xander„Frisky Watcher's chatroom. Why Giles?“
Xander„I don't know about you, but I'm gonna go trade my cow in for some beans. No one else is seeing the funny here.“
Xander„At that point I will become frightened?“
Xander„Ah man, it's Nazi Germany and I've got Playboys in my locker.“
Xander„No.“
Xander„Excuse me? Playboys. Can we turn the sympathy this way?“
Xander„Buffy, hi.“
Xander„Hey!“
Xander„What's with the grim? We're here to join you guys. No really, why should you guys have all the fun. We wanna be part of the hate.“
Xander„What a burn. Buff's mom was just starting to accept the whole Slayer thing and now she's gonna be double freaked.“
Buffy„Mom, dead people are talking to you. Do the math.“
Cordelia„I think I like the two little ones more than the one big one?“
Giles„System interrupted? Who says you can interrupt you stupid useless fad? Yeah, I said fad, and I'll say it again.“
Oz„We're here to save you.“
Willow„I'm not an age group. I'm me, Willow group.“
Xander„Frisky Watcher's chatroom. Why Giles?“