Angel„I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even have chainsaws.“
Angel„I'm here to tell you, I'm impressed.“
Angel„Cuz I really wanna torture you.“
Angel„I wanna torture you.“
Angel„That's everything, huh? No weapons, no friends, no hope. Take all that away and what's left?“
Angel„Buffy? What's going on? Where are we? I don't remember.“
Buffy„Okay, that was equal parts protecting me and coping a feel, right?“
Buffy„Mom, I'm a vampire slayer.“
Buffy„Hello lover.“
Buffy„You okay?“
Buffy„I'm a vampire slayer.“
Buffy„You never ever got a single date in high school, did you?“
Buffy„You know I didn't do it. The police will figure it out.“
Buffy„I lost a friend tonight...“
Buffy„You don't have anything useful to tell me, do you? What are you, some immortal demon sent down to even the score between good and evil?“
Buffy„Why don't you try getting off your immortal ass and fighting evil once in a while. I'm sick and tired of doing it myself.“
Buffy„Who are you?“
Buffy„I have had a really bad day, okay? If you have information worth hearing, I am grateful for it. If you're gonna crack jokes, I'm gonna pull out your ribcage and wear it as a hat.“
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Druscilla„Oh, here he comes.“
Giles„In order to be worthy, you must perform the ritual in a tutu.“
Giles„You're not real.“
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Joyce„I mean, have you tried not being a slayer?“
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Joyce„It's because you didn't have a strong father figure, isn't it?“
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Joyce„Well, you're not gonna hurt them, are you?“
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Joyce„Have we met?“
Oz„But we know the world didn't end. Cuz, check it out.“
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Police Officer„All units, we have a fugitive on foot at the high school. Homicide suspect, female, blonde, approximately 16 years old. Suspect is very dangerous.“
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Principal Snyder„These are the moments you want to savor. You wish time would stop so you could live them over and over again. You're expelled.“
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Principal Snyder„Buffy Summers, if there's trouble, she's behind it.“
Spike„Hello cutie.“
Spike„I don't want to hurt you baby. Doesn't mean I won't.“
Spike„Uh, Druscilla?“
Spike„There's no deal without Dru.“
Buffy„Alright, talk.“
Spike„I want to save the world.“
Spike„Will you hold on a second. Hey, white flag here, I quit.“
Willow„I'm okay Buffy, really. I mean, I don't feel good, but I'm awake and I know my name and whose President and how many fingers. So, they don't think my brain got mushed at all.“
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Whistler„You know, raiding an englishman's fridge is like dating a nun. You're never gonna get the good stuff.“
Willow„There's no use arguing with me. Do you see my resolve face? You've seen it before, you know what it means.“
Oz„How you feeling?“
Xander„Come on Will. Look, you don't have a choice here. You gotta wake up. I need you Will. How am I gonna pass trig, ya know? Who am I gonna call every night and talk about everything we did all day? You're my best friend. You've always... I love you.“
Xander„Cavalry's here. Cavalry is a frightened guy with a rock, but it's here.“
Angel„I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even have chainsaws.“
Buffy„Okay, that was equal parts protecting me and coping a feel, right?“
Giles„In order to be worthy, you must perform the ritual in a tutu.“
Oz„But we know the world didn't end. Cuz, check it out.“
Spike„Hello cutie.“
Willow„I'm okay Buffy, really. I mean, I don't feel good, but I'm awake and I know my name and whose President and how many fingers. So, they don't think my brain got mushed at all.“
Xander„Come on Will. Look, you don't have a choice here. You gotta wake up. I need you Will. How am I gonna pass trig, ya know? Who am I gonna call every night and talk about everything we did all day? You're my best friend. You've always... I love you.“