Buffy 3x09: Was wäre wenn... – Sounds

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Angel„Buffy, look out! Buffy...“
Angel„I waited here for you, but you never...“
Angel„The Master arose. He let me live... to punish me. I kept hoping you'd come. My destiny...“
Angel„What's the plan?“
Anya„You trusting fool. How do you know the other world is any better than this?“
Buffy„Now I'm gonna ask you this once, and then I'm gonna get testy.“
Buffy„Okay, that was too close for comfort. Not that slaying is ever comfy, but... you know what I mean.“
Buffy„How's it going?“
Buffy„I don't play well with others.“
Buffy„Slaying's a rough gig. Too much alone time isn't healthy. Stuff gets pent up.“
Buffy„I'm taking an awful lot of faith here Jeebs.“
Buffy„Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.“
Cordelia„No, no, no way! I wish us into bizarro-land and you guys are still together?“
Cordelia„Well, I bumped my head yesterday and I keep forgetting stuff.“
Cordelia„I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale. She was like a good fairy. A scary, veiny, good fairy.“
Cordelia„What's up with you two and the leather?“
Cordelia„I don't wish, I act. Start now Xander Harris is gonna get a belly full of just how over him I am.“
Cordelia„Good call. Most people around here can't tell Prada from Payless.“
Cordelia„Oh absolutely. I am ready to ride.“
Cordelia„You know what I've been asking myself a lot this last week? Why me? Why do I get impaled? Why do I get bitten by snakes? Why do I fall for incredible losers? And you know, I think I've finally figured it out. What my problem is, it's Buffy Summers. That's when all my trouble started.“
Cordelia„I wish that Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale.“
Cordelia„I wish that Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale.“
Cordelia„Okay, not funny. Hey! You! Where did you put my car?“
Cordelia„Giles, it's all my fault. I made this stupid wish...“
Cordelia„Come on, I'm in a really good mood. Let's go to The Bronze.“
Cordelia„Not that I care, but Xander Harris, he's miserable, right? And that Willow freak he hangs with, not even a blip on the radar screen, right?“
Cordelia„I can not win!“
„[The sound of The Master snapping Buffy's neck and Giles smashing the necklace.]“
Giles„Yes I understand, but it's imperative that I see her. Here. When will you? You are her watcher. I expect her to at least check in... Yes, I'm aware that there is a great deal of demonic in Cleveland. Well, it happens you know, that Sunnydale is on a hellmouth. It is so! Well, just give her the message... if you ever see her again.“
Giles„Buffy Summers?“
Giles„Well, I'd say that my Watcher lessons haven't completely atrophic after all.“
Harmony„Cordy, you reign.“
Larry„That's Cordelia. It's better to look good than feel alive.“
Larry„Okay. The entire world sucks because some dead ditz made a wish. I just wanted it clear.“
Master„Ahh, Xander, Willow, hungry? I've lost my appetite for this one. I'm trying to eat and she looks at me.“
Master„Behold the technical wonder that is about to alter the very fabric of our society.“
Master„Some have argued that such an advancement goes against our nature. They claim that death is our art and I say to them... well, I don't say anything to them because I killed them. Undeniably, we are the world's superior race. Yet, we've always been too parochial, too bound by mindless routine of the predator- hunt and kill, hunt and kill. Titilating? Yes. Practical? Hardly. Meanwhile, the humans, with their plebian minds, have brought us a truly demonic concept- mass production!“
Oz„Watch your back.“
Oz„So Cordelia wishes for something? Well, if it was a long healthy life, she should get her money back.“
Willow„That's right puppy. Willow's gonna make you bark.“
Willow„Bored now.“
Willow„Bored now. Daytime's the worst. Cooped up for hours. Can't hunt. The Master said I could play. Isn't that fun puppy? Aww. Puppy's being all quiet. Come on, don't be a spoiled sport.“
Willow„Darn tootin!“
Willow„No fun. She didn't even hardly fight.“
Willow„Oz hasn't been to his locker. There may be books in there that he needs. But still, he doesn't come.“
Willow„It's a big party.“
Willow„Isn't he gonna go poof?“
Willow„Uh oh. Puppy got out.“
Willow„This is the part that's less fun... when there isn't any screaming.“
Willow„Oh God. Demon, demon. What kills a demon?“
Willow„You're pleased?“
Willow„Oz, wait. Please? What I did... when I think that... I hurt you.“
Willow„Oz, wow. Look at us. Running into each other as two people who go to the same school are so likely to do now and then.“
Willow„I love this part.“
Willow„Play now?“
Willow„Watch it with those things. You almost got my hair.“
Willow„It's true. Cordelia belongs to the justified camp. She should make us pay. And pay and pay and pay. In fact, there's not enough pay for what...“
Xander„Excuse me. I need to be both giving and receiving at mirth?“
Xander„We really are living in a golden age.“
Xander„So tell us wise one, how do you deal?“
Xander„I can not stress enough how much I don't have plans.“
Xander„Not too bright book guy.“
Xander„Slap my hand dead soul man.“
Xander„So you're a watcher huh? Watch this.“
Xander„Ahh swell, it's the white hats.“
Xander„Is it too much to ask for a little backup?“
Xander„Buffy... The Slayer?“
Xander„Well, what do you know, Cordelia Chase.“
Xander„The deed is done.“
Xander„Look at her. Tears of a clown baby. Or is it grins of a sad person? Or maybe it's...“
Xander„Isn't that what they called The Slayer?“
Xander„But you know what really bugs me? Okay, we kissed. It was a mistake. But I know positively that was the last time we were ever gonna kiss.“