Buffy„I can study and party and do parent teacher night and make my mother proud of me. As long as I don't have to...“
Buffy„And getting kicked out of school is laughs of plenty?“
Buffy„So, I'm gonna take'em one on one. Set'em up and knock'em down.“
Buffy„Well, I think they'll all agree that I always bring a pen to class, ready to absorb the knowledge.“
Buffy„Won't that be something?“
Buffy„Owww.“
Cordelia„I'd be there for you myself if I didn't have the legwax.“
Cordelia„You're starting to look a little slagged. What, are you skipping foundation entirely now?“
Cordelia„And if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone every again. Unless, they really deserve it or if it's that time of the month, in which case I don't think You or anyone else can hold me responsible...“
B
Buffy's Mom„I didn't get much of a look, but is there something wrong with their faces?“
B
Buffy's Mom„You get the hell away from my daughter.“
P
Principal Snyder„Think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner.“
Spike„People still fall for that Anne Rice routine?“
Spike„A slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.“
Spike„Someone's in the ceiling.“
Spike„Nice work luv.“
Spike„You were my sire, man. You were my...Yoda.“
Spike„I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit.“
Willow„Wow. Two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year, that's like four hundred dates with four hundred different...“
Xander„Okay, that's it. I'm putting a collar with a little bell on that guy.“
Xander„I knew you've been lying...undead liar guy.“
Xander„What's the deal with you being Spike's sire. What's a sire?“
Xander„What's the up guys?“
Xander„And while I'm widdling, I plan to whistle a jaunty tune.“
Xander„And if he bit me, what then?“
Xander„As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you'll be fine.“
Xander„Does anyone remember when Saturday night meant date night?“
Xander„You're bad to the bone.“
Xander„If they're gonna attack in force, aren't we thinking vacation?“
Buffy„I was being cool.“
Cordelia„I'd be there for you myself if I didn't have the legwax.“
Spike„People still fall for that Anne Rice routine?“
Willow„Wow. Two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year, that's like four hundred dates with four hundred different...“
Xander„Okay, that's it. I'm putting a collar with a little bell on that guy.“