Buffy 2x12: Faule Eier – Sounds

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Buffy„You know, I always say that a day without an autopsy is like a day without sunshine.“
Buffy„You promised you'd never cheat on me again, honey.“
Buffy„Friendly little demons.“
Buffy„Good night Eggbert.“
Buffy„My egg... it went postal on me. The thing hatched and sprung this creepy crawly thing and it attacked me.“
Buffy„I can't do this. I can't take care of things. I killed my Gigapet, literally. I sat on it and it broke.“
Buffy„I figured there were all sorts of things that vampires can't do. You know, like work for the telephone company or volunteer for the Red Cross or have little vampires.“
Buffy„Oh bliss... mall food.“
Buffy„I think I hear mommy calling.“
Buffy„Ohh... ohh God.“
Buffy„Yeah, Giles wants to see it. He's in full research mode.“
Buffy„Oh sure. They say they'll call.“
Buffy„Angel, when I look into the future... all I see is you. All I want is you.“
Buffy„As much as I really hate to say this, but we should really go kill bad guys.“
Joyce„You go to the tailor and pick up my outfit from everyday woman.“
Buffy„Don't you understand how important this is?“
Buffy„I'm gonna have a big bump.“
Giles„I suppose there is a sort of Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression.“
Joyce„Do now, make fun of your mother later.“
Joyce„Have a nice day.“
Joyce„Are you sure your egg is secure in that?“
Joyce„Honestly, don't you ever think about anything except boys and clothes?“
Lyle„Lyle Gorge, pleased to meet you.“
Lyle„Well, ain't you got just the prettiest little neck that I ever did see.“
Lyle„Alright. I'm gonna beat you like a red headed stepchild. Throw your ass out in that sunlight, come on.“
Mr. Whitmore„S-E-X, sex. The sex drive in the human animal is intense. How many of us have lost countless productive hours plagued by unwanted sexual thoughts and feelings.“
Mr. Whitmore„It's often difficult to remember that there are negative consequences to having sex. Would anyone care to offer one such consequence?“
Willow„And Angel's helping you, right?“
Willow„There were an uneven number of students and you didn't show, so...“
Willow„It didn't break, how come it didn't break?“
Willow„Maybe you can have Angel help you find the Gorges?“
Willow„Did I really hit you?“
Xander„Hey. I know we just met, but isn't that Xander Jr. you're holding?“
Xander„Sorry junior, but a man's gotta eat.“
Xander„Cordelia, I don't want to hurt you -- some other time. Oww, that's my bump!“
Xander„Okay, get started Buffy. Dissect it or something.“
Xander„Do we really want to go in there?“
Xander„Last time Cordy dragged me in here, it was a lot nicer.“
Xander„Can I just say gyeh!“
Xander„Apparently, Buffy has decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words. You... Angel... big... smoochies.“
Xander„You know what, I don't need this.“
Xander„Are you saying that you can't look at me when we... do whatever it is we do?“
Xander„All in all, this is not what I call a big self esteem booster.“
Xander„You know what, this would work a lot better for me if you didn't talk.“
Xander„Enough said. I propose Buffy slays them, all in favor?“
Xander„Well, you know. It's the whole sex leads to responsibility thing, which I personally don't get. You gotta take care of the egg, it's a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.“