Buffy„Okay, everyone look at me like I'm in a bunny suit because that's how stupid I feel like saying this.“
Buffy„Excuse me. Can I have a little support here please? I'm not just some crazy person, I'm the slayer.“
Buffy„Giles, unto every generation is born one who must run the annual talentless show. You can not escape your destiny.“
Giles„He thought it would behove me to have more contact with the students. I did try to explain that my vocational choice of librarian was in deliberate attempt to minimize that contact.“
Buffy„Okay Morgan, we get the joke. Horny dummy, haha, it's very funny, but you might want to consider getting some new shtick unless you want your prop ending up as a duraflame log.“
Buffy„Who's ever out there, I'm gonna hurt you... badly! Just give me a minute.I>“
Buffy„That's cool.“
Buffy„Does that mean anything to you? Besides, woo woo woo.“
Xander„We can do stuff. Buffy uh...“
Buffy„Nah, I think I'll take on your traditional role and watch...“
Willow„It could be anyone. It could be me...it's not though.“
Xander„Did I mention that I hate this school?“
Xander„I have my pride. Okay, I don't have a lot of my pride, but I have enough so that I can't do this.“
Buffy„And I'm going any minute now.“
Cordelia„All I could think is that it could have been me.“
Willow„We can set up a complex sting operation where we get him to confess.“