Buffy„First of all, what's with the outfit? Live in the now, you look like Debarge.“
Buffy„I didn't say that I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I have all these fluffy bunny feelings for them, I'm just not gonna get way extracurricular with it.“
Buffy„I gotta book, I'll see you guys later.“
Buffy„Now, we can do this the hard way or...well, actually, there's just the hard way.“
Buffy„I'm telling you, having a secret identity in this town is a job of work.“
Buffy„Hi, I'm Buffy.“
Buffy„Gee, everyone want to know about me...how keen.“
Buffy„Cuz, it's the weirdest thing. He's got two litttle, little holes in his neck and all his blood's been drained. Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going ooooo.“
Buffy„You need a personality, stat.“
Buffy„Seize the moment, cuz tomorrow, you might be dead.“
Buffy„So, you like to party with the students. Isn't that kinda skanky?“
Buffy„So...bye!“
Buffy„I just wanted to start over. Be like everybody else. Have some friends, maybe a dog. But no, you had to come here. You couldn't go suck on some other town.“
Buffy„To make you a vampire, they have to suck your blood and then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing. Mostly, they're just gonna kill you.“
Buffy„I know my transcripts are little...colorful.“
Buffy„Hi, I'm an enormous slut. Hello, would you like a copy of the Watchtower.“
Buffy„Why am I still talking to you?“
Buffy„That place just kinda gives me the wiggins.“
Buffy„Who are you?“
Buffy„What do you want?“
Buffy„It wasn't that bad?“
Buffy„Like vampires?“
Giles„There's a reason why you're here and a reason why it's now.“
Buffy„I didn't think there'd be vampire on campus. And I don't care.“
Buffy„What, like you sent away for the time life series?“
Buffy„Hey, I know! Why don't you kill them?“
Cordelia„Don't you have an elsewhere to be?“
Cordelia„Willow, nice dress. Good to know you've seen the softer side of Sears.“
Cordelia„God! What is your childhood trauma?!“
Cordelia„You should come by the Bronze tonight.“
Cordelia„We do have to test your coolness factor. You're from LA, so you can skip the written. Let's see. Vamp nail polish.“
Giles„Because you are the slayer. Unto each generation is a slayer is born. One girl in all the world, the chosen one. One born with the...“
Willow„Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything or witty or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds and then I have to go away.“
Willow„We used to go out, but we broke up.“
Xander„Can I have you. Uh...can I help you.“
Xander„Well, not much goes on in a one Starbuck's town like Sunnydale.“
Xander„Oh, me and Buffy go way back. Old friends, very close. Then, there was that period of estrangement, where I think we were both growing as people. But, now here we are like old times. I'm quite moved.“