Transcript (englisches Original)
In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer.
The Master's lair. The camera pans through the chamber and over to the entrance, where Buffy is quietly making her way in, stake in hand. She stops and takes a look around. Slowly she makes her way down to the floor below. She raises the stake to be ready. The camera moves behind a pillar where the Master is hiding. Buffy continues into the lair. She spins around and raises the stake when she senses the Master behind her. He hisses loudly. Buffy freezes with fear and drops the stake. She slowly retreats as the Master advances on her. When she can't retreat any further she watches as the Master reaches out with his hand and clasps it around her neck. She looks up at him as he closes in for the bite.
BuffyNO! NO!
Cut to her room. She's having a nightmare. Her mother is sitting on the edge of her bed trying to shake her awake.
BuffyNo...
Yes.
Buffy wakes suddenly with her eyes open wide.
It's time to get up for school.
BuffyMom?
Are you alright?
BuffyNo. Uh, yeah! Yeah! I'm, I'm fine! Oh... (sits up) School! Great. (gets out of bed)
You wanna go to school? (stands up)
BuffySure! Why not?
Okay. (opens the blinds) Good day to buy that lottery ticket. I spoke with your father.
BuffyHe's coming, right?
You're on for this weekend.
BuffyGood.
Cut to Sunnydale High.
WillowSo, do you see your dad a lot?
BuffyNot a whole lot.
Cut to the halls. Willow and Buffy walk as they talk.
BuffyHe's still in L.A. He, like, comes down for weekends sometimes.
WillowWhen did they get divorced?
BuffyWell, it wasn't finalized till last year, but they were separated before that.
WillowMusta been harsh.
They reach Buffy's locker.
BuffyYeah, that's the word you're looking for. (works the combination) I-I mean, they were really good about it around me, anyway, but still...
WillowMy parents don't even bicker. Sometimes they glare. Do you know why your folks split up?
Buffy(opens her locker) I didn't ask. They just stopped getting along. I'm sure I was a really big help, though, with all the slaying and everything. I was in so much trouble. I was a big mess.
WillowWell, I'm sure that didn't have anything to do with him leaving.
BuffyNo. (closes her locker)
WillowAnd he still comes down on weekends.
BuffySometimes.
Cut to class. Cordelia is checking her makeup in her mirror. Wendell comes over and stops to look at his paper in the light.
CordeliaHello? Doofus! (Wendell looks at her) You're in my light.
XanderWendell, what is wrong with you? Don't you know that she is the center of the universe, and the rest of us merely revolve around her?
CordeliaWhy don't you revolve yourselves out of my light?
The bell rings. Wendell and Xander go to their seats. Willow and Buffy come in.
Xander(to the girls) Uh, Wendell was in Cordelia's light.
I'm so ashamed.
WillowWhy is she so Evita-like?
BuffyI think it's the hair.
Willow(smiles) It weighs heavy on the cerebral cortex.
XanderHey, guys, was there any homework?
WillowWe're doing active listening today.
XanderCool! What's active listening?
WillowThat would be the homework. (they sit)
BuffyChapter five? Active listening? (shows her book) Where you put on your big ears and really focus on the other person?
Ms. Tishler demonstrated it yesterday.
WillowWith you!
BuffyShe was wearing that tight sweater?
XanderOh, the midnight blue angora! See, I was listening.
Willow gives him a look.
Alright, take your seats. In a moment we will choose partners and practice what we read about in chapter five.
Xander cups his ears with his hands while smiling and shaking his head around.
Good, Xander, that's the spirit!
Willow and Buffy give each other amused looks.
Before we do, let's review. Isaacson's research led him to conclude that one of our most fundamental needs after food and shelter is to be heard.
Buffy drops her pencil and bends down to pick it up.
Wendell, would you read the first two paragraphs on page seventy-eight...
As Buffy sits back up she sees Billy, a young boy, standing at the door looking in at her.
...where Isaacson describes the rapid improvement active listening brought to some special needs clients.
Wendell opens his book. He screams and drops it on his desk when there are suddenly a bunch of tarantulas crawling out of it. Ms. Tishler and the students closest to him scream and quickly get out of their chairs and away from him. The tarantulas crawl all over Wendell.
Please! Get 'em off of me! Help! Help! Get 'em off of me! Help me! Oh, please help me! Please!
Sorry about that.
Please help me!
Opening credits roll. Buffy's theme plays.
~~~~~~~~~~ Part 1 ~~~~~~~~~~
The Master's lair. Collin is sitting, listening to the Master.
Fear is a wonderful thing. It is *the* most powerful force in the human world. (crouches to face Collin) Not love, not hate... Fear! When you were a mortal boy, what did you fear?
Monsters.
Ooo. (gets up) We are *defined* by the things we fear. (goes to the large cross) This symbol, these two planks of wood, it confounds me. Suffuses me with mortal dread. But fear is in the mind. (puts his hand on the cross and holds on while it burns) Like pain. It can be controlled. (lets go) If I can face my fear, it cannot master me. (looks up) Something is happening above. Something new, powerful, psychic force. Do you feel it?
I feel change.
Change. Yes. For the worse.
The camera pans up above the cross and through the ground to the school. Joyce arrives to drop Buffy off.
You're awfully quiet this morning.
BuffyI didn't sleep well.
I'll say. I came in to check on you twice. You were yelling in your sleep. Do you know what you were dreaming?
Buffy(shakes her head) Not really. Oh, no, my bag! I-I packed it for the weekend and I forgot it!
You and your dad can swing by the house and get your bag. It's not an international crisis.
BuffyOkay. Yeah, I just, uh, had meant to bring it. H-he's picking me up here, right? A-at 3:30?
Honey, a-are you worried your father isn't gonna show?
BuffyNo! N-not really. Should I be?
Well, of course, not! I-I-I just, I-I know it's a hard situation. You just have to remember that your father adores you. No more than I do, by the way.
Buffy(smiles) Goodbye.
Have a great day.
BuffyThanks. (gets out)
Cut to the halls. Buffy comes around the corner and is met by Willow and Xander.
WillowOh, Buffy, we've been looking for you.
XanderWe have?
WillowOh, about the spiders, did you talk to Giles about...
XanderOh, the spiders! Willow's been kind of, um, what's the word I'm looking for? Insane about what happened yesterday.
WillowI don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you: for crawling across your face in the middle of the night. Ewww! How do they not ruffle you?
XanderI'm sorry! I'm unruffled by spiders. Now, if a bunch of Nazis crawled all over my face...
BuffyMm, it was pretty intense.
WillowThank you.
XanderWell, the Hellmouth, the center of mystical convergence, supernatural monsters: been there.
BuffyLittle blase' there, aren't you?
XanderI'm not worried. If there's something bad out there we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party!
BuffyThanks for having confidence in me.
They enter the library. Cut inside.
XanderYou da man, Buff!
WillowOkay, but we're still caring about the spiders here. Let's not forget the spiders.
BuffyWell, Giles said he was gonna look it up. Giles?
WillowMaybe he's in the faculty room.
Giles comes out of the stacks and looks around bewildered.
BuffyHey, Giles! Wakey, wakey!
GilesI was, uh, in the stacks. I got lost.
XanderDid you find any theories on spiders coming out of books?
He reaches around Willow's shoulder with his arm while wiggling his fingers.
XanderBig, hairy, crawly...
Willow is startled. She twists around and hits Xander.
Xander(to Willow) It's funny if you're me.
Giles(mildly confused) I couldn't find anything, uh... particularly illuminating. Um, I think perhaps you'd best have a chat with Wendell himself.
BuffyOkay. If he can still talk.
She gives Giles an odd look. They start out of the library. Giles looks back into the stacks, still confused.
Cut outside. Wendell is sitting on a bench. The team approaches him.
BuffyHey, Wendell. How are you?
(looks up) Huh?
BuffyYou okay?
XanderGood talking to ya, man.
He pats Wendell on the back and starts to leave, but Buffy pulls him back.
Do you guys want something?
BuffyWe just thought you might wanna talk about what happened.
WillowYou know, yesterday? With the spiders?
I don't know what to say about that.
XanderThere's nothing *to* say. You saw two hundred insects, you Gonzoed, anybody would have.
They're not insects. They're arachnids.
XanderThey're from the Middle East?
Spiders are arachnids. They have eight legs. Insects only have six. Why does everyone make that mistake?
BuffyDon't know. Has anything like this ever happened before?
Wendell nods his head 'yes'.
BuffyWhen?
Lots of times.
WillowEw! You must hate spiders more than I do.
(smiles and laughs) I don't hate spiders. I love 'em. They hate me.
Cordelia walks by behind Wendell and turns to Buffy.
CordeliaI hope you studied for the history test.
BuffyWhat history test?
CordeliaThe one we're having in fourth period right now.
BuffyThere's a history test? Nobody told me there was a history test! I haven't... I... Okay, I will catch up with you guys later. (runs off)
Willow(sits) What do you mean, you love spiders?
XanderIt is platonic, right? (chuckles)
I had the best collection in the tri-county area. Browns and tarantulas and black widows... Then my folks shipped me off to wilderness camp. All my brother had to do was maintain their habitats. Instead he left their heat lamp on for a week. When I came home they were all dead. That's when the nightmares started.
WillowThe nightmares?
It's always the same. I'm sitting in the classroom, teacher asks me to read something, I open up my book and then there they are. They're comin' after me. God, can you blame them after what I did?
XanderAnd that's how it happens? Every time?
Yesterday in class I thought I'd just nodded off again. But then everyone else started screaming, too.
Cut to the hall. Buffy is looking for her history class. Cordelia is waiting by the door, holding it open.
CordeliaYou don't know where class is, do you?
BuffyUh...
CordeliaHardly a shocker. You've cut history just about every time we've had it.
BuffyWell, I was there the first day. I think.
CordeliaIt's in here.
BuffyI haven't been to class, I haven't read any of the assignments, how am I gonna pass this test?
CordeliaBlind luck?
Cut into the classroom. Buffy is sitting and looking around at the other students. The teacher walks by. She looks over at Cordelia, who apparently isn't having any problems with the test. Cordelia turns the page, looks back at Buffy and goes back to taking the test. The teacher comes by again and stops to glance at Buffy's work. He continues, apparently satisfied. Buffy flips through the short answer test. All the pages are still blank. She glances up at the clock. 11:20. She looks at the space for her name.
BuffyWell, at least I know my name.
She starts to write, but her pencil breaks. She lets out an exasperated breath. She grabs her sharpener and sharpens her pencil. She looks back up at the clock, and it's now 12:10 already. She stares at it in disbelief. She looks around at everyone. The teacher is watching her intently and tapping his pencil. She looks back down at her test and the bell rings. All around her the students get up and begin turning their tests in as she just sits and watches. Billy appears at the door and looks in. Buffy sees him there with a sad look on his face. He walks off down the hall. The classroom is empty now, and Buffy is sitting at her desk alone.
Cut to the hall. Billy is walking along and comes upon two girls talking as they come down the stairs.
Well, they both got detention, which is completely unfair since Sean started it. Anyway, it means we can't do the movie.
The other girl looks disappointed as they stop in front of the basement door.
I'm gonna take a (makes a smoking gesture) break.
Her friend leaves. She looks around to see if anyone's watching, opens the door and goes in.
(to himself) You shouldn't go in there. (shakes his head)
Cut inside the basement to a shot of the stairs. Laura comes in and closes the door behind her. The basement area is dark. She comes down the steps and looks around. Satisfied that no one's there she puts down her books and gets out her pack of smokes. Cut to a shot of her from behind a rack. She has her pack and pulls out a cigarette. The Ugly Man behind the rack watches her as she lights up. He comes into the weak light. His face is badly scarred.
Lucky nineteen!
He attacks Laura. She screams. He begins to whale on her with his huge deformed club arm as she screams and tries to roll out of the way of his blows.
~~~~~~~~~~ Part 2 ~~~~~~~~~~
The hospital. Cut to a hall. Buffy and Giles look for Laura's room.
BuffyI think they said room 3016.
GilesDo you know the girl?
BuffyTo say hi to. Laura's nice enough. Nobody saw who attacked her?
GilesWell, I was rather hoping that Laura did.
Cut inside Laura's room. She has cuts and bruises all over. Buffy and Giles come in. She sees them and looks up at Buffy.
BuffyHey, Laura.
Hi.
GilesI hope we're not intruding, um...
He holds out a small potted flower arrangement. Buffy takes it from him and sets it next to the bed.
That's okay. I don't wanna be left alone.
GilesYou understand we're anxious to make sure this, this doesn't happen again.
Buffy(sits) Can you tell us what happened?
I was in the basement. I went down for a smoke. There was... someone there.
BuffySomeone you knew?
I've never... seen anything like it.
Buffy(exchanges a look with Giles) It?
GilesCan you describe it?
Laura is having trouble talking about it and can't answer.
BuffyHey, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
GilesYes, you, you, you just rest now.
BuffyYou know, but...
(comes in) Hi, Laura.
Buffy...i-if you remember anything? You can tell us. Even if it may seem weird.
She needs her rest now.
Giles and Buffy start to go.
'Lucky nineteen.'
Buffy and Giles stop and turn around.
GilesI'm sorry?
It's what he said, right before... He said 'lucky nineteen'. That's weird, right?
GilesYes. Yes, it is.
BuffyFeel better. (smiles)
GilesTake care.
They leave the room. Cut to the hall. Giles sees her doctor there.
GilesDoctor, is she gonna be alright?
You family?
BuffyFriends.
She'll recover. She's got a couple of shattered bones, a little internal bleeding... she got off pretty easy.
BuffyEasy?
GilesHave you looked up the word lately?
Well, the first one's still in a coma. (stops at another room)
BuffyFirst what?
First victim. (looks into the room) They found him a week ago. Exact same M.O. as the girl, only he's in worse shape. If he doesn't wake up soon... Somebody's gotta stop this guy.
BuffySomebody will.
Cut to the school.
Listen, I'm not afraid of him.
Cut to the hall.
Hey, if he wants to fight, then I'm takin' him down. I'm not backin' off on this. This is about honor. I'll break his neck!
Cut to Willow and Xander coming down the hall to her locker.
WillowI'm just saying, Wendell had a dream and then that exact thing happened.
XanderWhich is a fair wiggins, I admit, but do you think that ties in with Laura?
WillowI dunno. Maybe she dreamed about getting beat up. We should ask Buffy when she gets back from the hospital.
The punk's mother suddenly appears in the hall. Xander sees the encounter and grins.
Oh, there's my little baby!
Mom, what are you doing here? Mom...
(laughs and kisses) How's my little pookie?
Mom, mom, please don't kiss me in front of the guys! It's embarrassing, mom! Please!
(laughs) You cute little rascal, you!
Mom... Thanks, but mom, please, my friends are right here...
Willow closes her locker. They head to their next class.
XanderIt could be a coincidence. Y'know, Wendell finds a spider's nest, and we all wig because he dreamt about spiders. So it may not be connected.
They enter the classroom. The students see Xander come in and start to laugh.
XanderIf there is a connection it doesn't sound like anything... What?
Willow is confused, and looks behind her at Xander. His clothes are gone, and he's standing there in his underwear.
WillowXander! What happened to your...?!
XanderI-I-I dunno! I was, uh, dressed a minute ago! It's a dream. It's gotta be a dream. (pinches himself) Ow! Wake up. (pinches himself again) Ow! Gotta wake up.
He realizes he's not dreaming and runs from the room screaming. Willow chases after him.
Cut to the library. Giles is going over a number of newspapers.
GilesThis can't be happening. This can't be...
Buffy comes into the library.
BuffyWhat's the word?
GilesOh, uh, I've got back issues of the, uh, papers, um, to try to do some research.
BuffyDid you find anything?
GilesI don't know.
BuffyYou don't know if you didn't find anything.
GilesI'm having a problem.
BuffyWhat is it?
GilesI-I can't read!
BuffyWhat do you mean? You can read, like, three languages.
GilesFive, actually, on a normal day. Th-the words here don't make any s-sense. I-it's gibberish! (steps away in frustration)
Buffy(looks at the paper) That's him.
GilesWho?
BuffyThe kid I've been seeing around school. (reads) 'Twelve-year-old Billy Palmer was found beaten and unconscious after his kiddie league game Saturday. Doctors describe his condition as critical.' When was this published? (looks at the date) Last week. It says he's in a coma in intensive care. This is the boy from the hospital!
GilesThe first victim? Uh... You, you've seen him around the school?
BuffyYeah, first when the spiders got Wendell, and, and then when I didn't know a thing on the history test. I thought it was weird seeing this kid around, but I forgot about it.
GilesUh, the boy's been in a coma for a week. How can this be possible?
BuffyWhat, am I knowledge girl now? Explanations are your terrain.
GilesUh, well, um, there's astral projection, uh, the theory that while one sleeps one has another body, a-an astral body, which can travel through time and space.
BuffyBilly's in a coma. That's like sleep, right?
GilesIn a manner of speaking, a-a-although one doesn't always awake from a coma.
BuffyCould I be seeing Billy's asteroid body?
GilesAstral body, and I-I don't know. As usual, one doesn't have an inordinate amount of information to work with.
BuffyLucky nineteen.
Her father, Hank Summers, enters the library.
There you are! I've been looking everywhere. Why aren't you in class?
BuffyDad, what are you doing here? Y-you're not supposed to pick me up till after school. Is something wrong?
Well, I, I need to talk to you.
BuffySomething *is* wrong. Is it mom?
No, no, it's not your mother, she's fine. (quieter) Could I speak with you for a moment? Privately?
BuffyUm, sure! Yeah. (looks at Giles) Uh, oh! I'm sorry. Dad, this is Mr. Giles, the librarian. Uh, this is my dad, Hank Summers.
GilesMy pleasure. (shakes his hand)
Likewise.
BuffyI'll be back.
She and her father leave the library. Giles tries reading the papers again.
Cut outside. Buffy and her dad walk as they talk.
I came early because there's something I've needed to tell you. About your mother and me. Why we split up.
BuffyWell, you always told me it was because...
Uh, I know we always said it was because we'd just grown too far apart.
BuffyYeah, isn't that true?
Well, c'mon, honey, let's, let's sit down. (they sit) (exhales) You're old enough now to know the truth.
BuffyIs there someone else?
No. No, it was nothing like that.
BuffyThen what was it?
It was you.
BuffyMe?
Having you. Raising you. Seeing you everyday. I mean, do you have any idea what that's like?
BuffyWhat?
Gosh, you don't even see what's right in front of your face, do you? Well, big surprise there, all you ever think about is yourself. You get in trouble. You embarrass us with all the crazy stunts you pull, and do I have to go on?
BuffyNo. Please don't.
You're sullen and... rude and... you're not nearly as bright as I thought you were going to be... Hey, Buffy, let's be honest. Could you stand to live in the same house with a daughter like that?
BuffyWhy are you saying all these things? (a tear rolls down her cheek)
Because they're true. I think that's the least we owe one another.
She begins to sniff and cry.
You know, I don't think it's very mature, getting blubbery when I'm just trying to be honest. Speaking of which, I don't really get anything out of these weekends with you. So, what do you say we just don't do them anymore?
She stares at him in shock. He pats her on the leg.
I sure thought you'd turn out differently.
He gets up and leaves. Buffy can't do anything but watch him go for a moment, and then look down. He walks past the building, and Billy is there looking at Buffy. She looks up again and sees him. Billy turns and leaves. Buffy fights back the tears.
Cut to the library. Willow and Xander come in. Xander is pulling on his gym shirt.
XanderRed alert! Where's Buffy?
GilesUh, she, she just stepped out. Her, her father came by early. He, he needed to talk to her. W... where are your other clothes?
XanderOh, don't I wish I had the answer to *that* question.
WillowXander kinda found himself in front of our class not wearing much of anything.
XanderExcept my underwear.
Willow(laughs) Yeah! It was really... (looks at Xander) ...bad. It was a bad thing.
Xander'Bad thing'? I was naked. 'Bad thing' doesn't cover it.
WillowEveryone staring? I would hate to have everyone paying attention to me like that.
XanderWith nudity! It's a total nightmare.
Willow(realizes) Well, yeah Xander! I-it's your nightmare!
XanderExcept the part with me waking up goin' 'it's all a dream'. It happened.
WillowLike it happened to Wendell. That thing with the spiders? Wendell had a recurring dream about that.
GilesI-I dreamt that I got lost in the stacks and I... I couldn't read... Of course!
XanderUh, our dreams are coming true?
GilesDreams? That would be a musical comedy version of this. Nightmares, our, our nightmares are coming true.
WillowSo, why is this happening?
GilesBilly.
XanderWell, that explanation was shorter than usual. (to Willow) It's Billy! (to Giles) Who's Billy?
GilesHe's a boy in the local hospital. He was beaten. He's in a coma. Somehow I think he's crossed over from the nightmare world he's trapped in.
XanderAnd he brought the nightmare world with him. Thanks a bunch, Billy.
WillowHow could he do that?
GilesThings like that are easy when you live on a Hellmouth.
XanderWell, um, we have to stop it.
GilesAnd soon. Or else everyone in Sunnydale is gonna be facing their own worst nightmares.
Cut to the halls. Cordelia opens her locker and looks at her mirror. Her hair has become totally frizzy, and she freaks out. She tries to force a comb through it to no avail.
CordeliaI don't understand! This can't be happening! I was just at the salon!
She puts her hands on her head in terror.
CordeliaOh, my God!
She tries the hair on the other side of her head, but it's just as bad.
Cut outside. Buffy is walking along sadly with her arms crossed. She notices Billy going down some stairs to the gym entrance. When the students have all come out he goes in. Buffy follows him in and finds him sitting on the stands.
BuffyBilly?
He looks at her a moment. She comes closer.
BuffyAre you Billy Palmer?
I'm Billy.
BuffyWhy are you here? (sits down next to him) Did something bad happen to you after your game?
Something bad? (pulls his hands through his hair) I, I don't remember.
BuffyDo you remember playing baseball?
Uh huh. Yeah. I play second base.
BuffyAre you 'lucky nineteen'?
(looks at her) That's what he calls me.
BuffyWho?
The Ugly Man. He wants to kill me. A-and he hurt that girl.
BuffyWhy does he want to kill you, Billy?
He's...
BuffyBilly, it's okay! What? Just tell me.
He's here!
The Ugly Man clubs Buffy with his deformed arm and knocks her down.
~~~~~~~~~~ Part 3 ~~~~~~~~~~
The gym. The Ugly Man hits Buffy in the face, knocking her off of the stands and onto the floor. She quickly gets up as he tries another swing and misses. She ducks a third swing, kicks him in the jaw with a high side kick and follows up with a spinning out-to-in crescent kick to his face. He isn't fazed. He swings again with his club arm and hits her squarely in the back, knocking her into the stands. He swings again as she gets up and knocks her legs out from under her, making her fall backward and onto the floor again. She rolls out of the way as he swings again, gets up and quickly follows Billy, who's already gone out the door. She's limping.
Cut to the library. Giles, Willow and Xander walk out to find Buffy.
GilesBuffy doesn't know this is happening. And given the sort of thing that she tends to dream about, it's imperative that we find her.
They come through the doors into the hall.
XanderProbably faster if we split up to look for her.
GilesGood idea.
He and Xander go off in opposite directions.
WillowOh, uh, faster, but... not really safer.
Cut to outside the gym doors. Buffy slides a hockey stick through the door handles to slow the Ugly Man down. He pounds on the door as she leans against it. She looks around, sees Billy and goes over to him.
BuffyBilly!
I'm sorry, I can't help it.
BuffyWho is he?
He's the Ugly Man.
BuffyHe's too strong! I can't fight him! We have to find my friends. They can help us.
We have to hide.
BuffyNo! He'll find us!
Yes, but we have to hide. That's how it happens. We hide, and then he comes.
They go to find the others.
Cut to the hall. Willow comes down the stairs and sees a commotion down the hall. Cordelia is being dragged by some nerds into the chess club.
CordeliaNo! What are you doing! Hey, no! You don't understand! I don't wanna go! I'm not even on the chess team! I swear, I'm not!
They drag her into the room. Willow smiles at the sight. She hears her name being called from the door to the basement.
Willow!
CordeliaNohoho!
Willow turns toward the voice, goes to the basement door, opens it and looks inside.
Willow!
Cut into the basement looking up the stairs at Willow.
WillowBuffy?
She starts down the stairs, leaving the door open.
WillowHello? Buffy?
She reaches the bottom of the steps and looks around.
WillowI'm not afraid. You'd think I'd be afraid, but I'm not.
She continues into the room and looks around. A hand grabs her on the shoulder and pulls her away as she screams.
Cut to the hall. Xander comes through a door and finds the hall has been vandalized, with swastikas spray-painted everywhere. A light hanging from the ceiling is flickering. He spies a chocolate bar on the floor.
XanderAlright! (picks up the bar and tears it open) Someone else's loss is my chocolatey goodness.
He takes a huge bite. He looks around some more and sees a Hershey bar. He walks over to it, picks it up and tears it open.
XanderThis is my lucky day!
He takes a huge bite out of the Hershey bar and looks around again.
Cut outside. Buffy and Billy come out of a door.
Buffy(confused) Wha... I was sure this led to the library.
Billy looks at a couple students playing on the other side of the fence. Buffy goes over to him.
BuffyThey're just playing. What is it? What's bothering you?
Baseball. When you lose, it's bad.
BuffyDid you lose your game last week?
(nods) It was my fault.
BuffyWhy was it your fault?
I missed a ball and I should have caught it.
BuffyYou missed one ball and the whole game was your fault? What, you were the only one playing? There wasn't eight other people on your team?
He said it was my fault.
BuffyWho said? Billy, did he hurt you after the game?
Can we go another way to find your friends?
BuffySure. Okay. We can go around the cafeteria.
The Ugly Man comes in their direction and punches a student out.
BuffyBad idea! (looks around) Uh, this way! C'mon!
She pushes Billy ahead of her through some bushes. When they get through to the other side they are in the cemetery, and it's night.
BuffyWhat just happened?
Is this where your friends are?
BuffyNo, it's not.
Cut to the basement. The show director is pulling Willow through a door to a dressing room. She is dressed in a green kimono for the part of Cio-Cio-San, the title character of Puccini's opera Madame Butterfly.
Man, I thought you weren't gonna show! Aldo is beside himself.
He makes some adjustments to her kimono. Willow can hear the Emcee make his announcement on the stage.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are proud to present two of the world's greatest singers!
The audience begins to applaud. The director guides Willow onto the auditorium stage behind the curtain.
I hope you're warmed up. It's an ugly crowd out there tonight. All the reviewers showed up.
All the way from Firenze, Italy, the one and only Aldo Gianfranco! And all the way from Sunnydale, California, the world's finest soprano, Willow Rosenberg!
Willow sees Aldo on stage through the curtain, dressed in a tuxedo and holding out his hand to greet her. She backs away into the director.
WillowBut I... I didn't learn the words!
The director gives her a shove onto the stage, and she stumbles through the curtains and bumps into Aldo. He shoots her a look. She's terrified. The applause dies down. The spotlight is on Aldo, and he begins to sing the famous love duet from Act I.
Bimba dagli occhi pieni di malia, ora sei tutta mia.
Child, from whose eyes the witchery is shining, now you are all my own.
The spotlight moves to Willow when it's her turn. She is stiff with fear and remains silent as she looks between Aldo and the crowd. Realizing she's not going to sing, Aldo begins again, and the spotlight shifts back to him.
Sei tutta vestita di giglio. Mi piace la treccia tua bruna fra i candidi veli.
You're dressed all in white like a lily. Your ebony tresses are shining on ivory shoulders.
When he finishes his bar he gives her an annoyed look and stomps his foot. She's still frightened.
Willow(meekly) My turn?
(annoyed) Mm-hmm!
She turns to the crowd and lets out a high-pitched squeak. Numerous murmurs come from the audience. Aldo is disgusted and turns away.
Cut to the halls. There are sheets of plastic hanging from the ceiling. Xander pushes though a pair and stops. His hands are full of various chocolate bars.
XanderI love these bars!
He spots another one on the floor.
XanderA Chocolate Hurricane! These are the best! I haven't had one of these since my...
He hears incessant giggling coming toward him.
Xander...sixth... (looks around) ...birthday.
He sees a shadow come up behind another sheet of plastic, and a clown suddenly bursts through. Xander screams in terror as the clown holds up a knife. Xander falls as he tries to get away and somersaults backward into the next hall. He starts to crawl away fast.
Cut to the cemetery. Buffy walks and looks around.
BuffyI don't see the Ugly Man. I also don't know where the sun and the rest of the world went.
Look at this.
She looks down where Billy is looking and sees a freshly dug grave with an open pine coffin inside.
I guess we're gonna bury someone. I wonder who died.
Nobody died.
Buffy and Billy look up at him in surprise.
What's the fun of burying someone if they're already dead?
She stares at him in disbelief.
BuffyYou!
So! This is the Slayer! You're prettier than the last one.
BuffyThis isn't real. Y-you can't be free!
You still don't understand, do you? I am free because you fear it. Because you fear it, the world is crumbling. Your nightmares are made flesh. You have little Billy to thank for that.
She looks behind her, but Billy is gone. She turns back to the Master.
BuffyThis is a dream.
A dream is a wish your heart makes. (grabs Buffy by the neck.) This is real life. (pulls her around so her back is to the open grave) Come on, Slayer! What are you afraid of?
He growls and bares his teeth, but doesn't bite. He throws her into the coffin at the bottom of the grave, and the lid slams shut.
BuffyNo! Help me!
How 'bout being buried alive?
The Master laughs maniacally as he starts to shovel dirt into the grave.
BuffySomebody help me! Please! No! No! Please! No! No! No! Somebody help me! Please! No!
The first shovelful of dirt hits the coffin, and some falls in through the cracks of the poorly constructed coffin.
BuffyPlease! No! Help me! No!
The next shovelful of dirt covers the crack between the boards.
BuffyHelp!
~~~~~~~~~~ Part 4 ~~~~~~~~~~
The halls. Willow comes through a door while being pelted with tomatoes. Xander runs up to her.
XanderDid you find Buffy?
WillowI had to sing! Very bad to sing!
XanderWillow, c'mon. Let's find the others.
WillowWhat happened to you?
XanderRemember my sixth birthday party?
Willow(laughs) Oh, yeah! When the clown chased you and you got so scared that you had... (stops smiling) Oh!
The clown slices through a sheet of plastic. Willow screams and they start to run, right into Giles.
GilesNo sign of Buffy?
They grab hold of him and pull him with them. He sees the clown and starts to run, too. When they reach the end of the hall Xander stops, tired of the whole thing. He goes up to the clown, and as the clown raises his knife to attack, Xander punches him dead in the face and knocks him out.
XanderYou are a lousy clown! Your balloon animals are pathetic! Everyone can make a giraffe!
They leave the clown lying there. Cut outside. They come running out of the building and stop.
XanderI feel good! I feel liberated!
People are running past them.
GilesYou seem to be the only one. Things are getting worse. In a few hours reality will fold completely into the realm of nightmares.
WillowWell, what do we do?
GilesThe only thing I can think is to try and wake Billy.
XanderUh, no, we can't leave without Buffy.
GilesAgreed, but who knows where she might have gone?
Willow sees a dimensional rift to the graveyard across the street.
WillowExcuse me, when did they put a cemetery in across the street?
XanderAnd when did they make it night over there?
They walk through the rift into the cemetery.
XanderWhose nightmare is this?
Giles looksBuffy Summers 1981 - 1997.
GilesIt's mine.
They all gather around the grave. Giles kneels next to it.
GilesI've failed... in my duty to protect you. I should have been more c... cautious. Taken more time to train you. But you were so gifted. And the evil was so great. I'm sorry...
He lays his hand on the fresh soil. As he starts to get up a hand reaches up through the dirt and grabs his. Willow screams. Giles tears himself away as Buffy comes up through the dirt out of the grave. She brushes herself off.
GilesBuffy?
She looks up. She has turned into a vampire.
BuffyI thought I was dead!
WillowBuffy, your face!
Buffy feels her face and realizes what's happened.
BuffyOh, God!
She keeps her hands up to hide her face. Xander takes a couple of steps toward her.
XanderBuffy...
Buffy(turns away) Don't look at me!
GilesYou never told me you dreamt of becoming a vampire.
BuffyThis isn't a dream.
GilesNo. No, it's not. But there's a chance that we can make it go away. This all comes from Billy. Now, if, if we can only wake him up, I believe that the nightmares will stop and reality will shift back into place, but we must do it now! I need you to hold together long enough to help us. Can you do that?
She looks up at Giles.
Buffy(nods) Yeah. I think I can.
GilesThank you.
They face the others.
BuffyWell, we better hurry... 'cause I'm getting hungry. (starts away)
Xander(following) That is a... joke, right?
WillowAre you sure everything will go back once he's awake?
GilesOh, uh, positive.
WillowWell, how do we wake Billy up? What if we can't?
GilesWillow, do shut up.
Cut to the hospital. Pandemonium reigns. They come running down the hall to Billy's room. The doctor is there looking into Billy's room.
GilesDoctor! Is the boy Billy still here?
My hands!
The doctor's hands are severely crippled. He goes away. They run into Billy's room.
XanderWhat now?
GilesUm... (bends down to Billy) Billy! Billy?
That won't work.
His astral body is standing by the curtains. Giles looks up at him.
GilesBilly! Uh, Billy, you have to wake up.
No. I told her. I have to hide.
GilesWhy? From what?
BuffyFrom him!
She's still in the hall and sees the Ugly Man coming toward her. Giles goes over to the window to look.
XanderAw, man, what do we do?
BuffyI think I know.
She takes off her jacket. Willow hears buzzing outside and peeks through the blinds to see giant black wasps flying over the town.
WillowWhatever it is, it better be soon!
Cut to the hall. The Ugly Man is making his way toward Buffy.
BuffyGlad you showed up! You see, I'm having a really bad day.
Lucky nineteen!
BuffyScary! I'll tell you something, though. There are a lot scarier things than you. (takes two steps forward) And I'm one of them.
The Ugly Man stops in his tracks and looks at her. She roars and runs to attack. She jumps on him, knocks him down and punches him twice in the face. She tries for a third punch, but he blocks her and gets his foot under her stomach. He pushes hard, and Buffy falls backwards. She gets up quickly and roundhouse kicks him in the gut, making him double over, but he pushes her into the window of Billy's room and then throws her into the opposite wall. He tries to punch her with his club arm, but she ducks, and his arm slams into a wall. She comes up behind him and side kicks him in the back. He slams into her, knocking her through the door into Billy's room and against his bed. She gets up to face him as he comes in after her. He swings again with his club arm, but she grabs it and roughly brings it down, breaking it over her knee. He wails in pain, and she body checks him into the wall, where he hits his head and slumps to the floor unconscious. Everyone just stares at him.
I-is he dead?
BuffyCome here, Billy.
I, I don't...
BuffyYou have to do the rest.
Billy slowly comes around the bed and over to the Ugly Man.
WillowWhat are they doing?
Giles gestures for her to be quiet.
XanderI get it.
Buffy takes Billy's hand. He looks up at her.
BuffyNo more hiding.
Billy looks down at the Ugly Man. Buffy lets go of his hand, and he reaches for the Ugly Man's neck. He peels back his face and a bright light streams out. In the next instant everything is back to normal. The Ugly Man is gone, Buffy is herself again, Xander and Willow are in their regular clothes and the hospital is functioning. Buffy smiles and feels her face. Willow breathes a sigh of relief. Billy wakes up.
XanderHey, he's waking up!
They all gather around.
I had the strangest dream. And you were in it, and you... Who are you people?
They all smile.
GilesLet's get a doctor.
Billy's coach comes in as Giles and Xander are about to go get a doctor.
Oh! Huh. Billy's got company. (takes off his cap) I-I-I'm his kiddie league coach. I come by here every day, just hoping against hope that he's gonna wake up soon. He's, uh, my lucky nineteen.
Giles and Buffy exchange a look.
So, um, how is he?
Buffy steps aside to show him that Billy's awake.
BuffyHe's awake.
What?
BuffyYou blamed him for losing the game. So you caught up with him afterwards, didn't you?
(acting innocent) What are you talking about?
(sits up) You said that it was my fault that we lost.
The coach realizes he's been found out and tries to get away. Xander grabs him by the jacket and stops him.
It wasn't my fault. There's eight other players on the team. You know that. (lies down)
Buffy(to Billy) Nice going! (smiles)
Billy smiles back.
Cut to the school. Willow, Buffy and Xander are walking.
BuffyI just can't believe a kiddie league coach would do something like that.
XanderWell, you obviously haven't played kiddie league. I'm surprised it wasn't one of the parents.
WillowI'm just glad he's behind bars where he belongs.
BuffyBut that was kinda heroic, Xander, grabbing him and all.
XanderWell, I just did what anyone else would've. I mean, if you wanna label it heroic...
Hank drives up, honks and gets out of the car and waves.
Hi!
BuffyHave a killer weekend, guys!
Xander bows his head to her. Buffy goes to her dad. Hank comes up the steps and hugs his daughter.
Hi, sweetheart! Oh, it's so good to see you! (releases the hug) How was your day?
BuffyFine. You know, usual.
Willow(to Xander) Personal question?
XanderYeah, shoot!
WillowWhen Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?
XanderWillow, how can you... I mean, that's really bent! She was... grotesque!
WillowStill dug her, huh?
XanderI'm sick, I need help.
WillowDon't I know it.